And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
kinda fucked up that youre accusing a little kid, probably 4 or 5, of having intentions of making “sexual advancements”, dont you think?? do they even know what sex is???
also if you look closely youll notice he actually told her to slap him, as he pats his cheek right before she does it
This little boy who you are accusing of being a sexual predator has quick enough wit to take advantage of a sport stadium’s kiss cam and make a two staged joke than you have sense to watch a single gif and make sense of it. Congratulations, a 5 year old is smarter than you.
After over 900,000 votes, we’re narrowed down the Mortal Kombat series to the top 20 kharacters (extremely subtle reference). Did your favorite differently-colored-vest ninja make it? How about your lady-wearing-virtually-no-clothes of choice? Your personal top stupidly-difficult-and-frustrating boss battle? You won’t have to wonder long, because the results are below. And don’t forget to test your might by complaining how wrong everyone was not to vote for your favorites in the comments.
Why should dudes have all the fun? While Mortal Kombat is often derided (mayyybe rightfully) for having a bunch of dude ninjas that are virtually identical-looking (give or take a few color switches), people often forget that Mortal Kombat II introduced the feminine equivalent with Mileena, Kitana, and Jade. One of the most memorable amongst these three ridiculously skimpily-dressed ladies was Mileena, perhaps best remembered for a) being ridiculously skimpily-dressed (although she started out pretty modest compare to her current design) and b) hiding a messed-up demonic mouth under her bandana (much like Bret Michaels). But on top of that, Mileena was just a ridiculously solid fighter from MKII on, since she’s really motivated to win the tournament and use her winnings to get some dental work done (or take over the Earthrealm, whatever).
When Mortal Kombat III came around, the developers had a problem - they’d swapped palettes of lady ninjas and dude ninjas, so what was left? Then it hit them: ROBOT NINJAS. Sure, the entire notion of these cyborg fighters was kinda in the face of the ancient kung-fu tone of the rest of the series, but whatever CUZ ROBOT NINJAS. What else more could kids want in the mid-90s other than excessive violence and robots punching mall cops? Which brings us to Sektor….he was the red one.
18. Sonya Blade
A former law enforcement agent, super effective fighter, and the only female option in the original Mortal Kombat, Sonya Blade is something of a major achievement in fighting games: she’s probably one of the least sexualized female characters in a major fighting franchise. Granted, she’s still extremely sexualized, but compared to Mileena she looks like a nun. Also, she’s managed to be one of the more grounded and strong-willed characters in MK history, even though in the 1st movie they somehow manage to make her a damsel in distress even though she can burn people to a crisp with a kiss. Major missed opportunity there.
14 MORE DAYS
You have to wait until christmas just like everyone else, Clark…
what it is like to roll a natural 20
This is the proper reaction to knowing that you’re going to have to fight Wonder Woman…
I remember watching this as a kid and going “ooooooooh shit! this gun be a fight!”
It was one of my favourite episodes of the Justice League cartoon :D
SO AWESOME <3
heck this was one of my faves cartoons, still is. mostly because of awesome ladiezzz like these.
The ladies of Justice League/JLU were totally the reason that I watched it each week and enjoyed it so much…they were just so damn bad ass and fierce and I loved every single one of them :D
And Huntress and Black Canary are just SO ship-able in this episode it is fantastic :D
Don’t forget Diana and Shayera!! :)
They make the actual best super-girlfriends together :D
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I fucking hate this thing
some of them i hadn’t even seen before
Someone make an audio of this
((2000+ Followers Milestone post!
Thank you all for continued support! I really love working on this blog, and I just wish I could work on it more.
To celebrate, have an animated gif I worked feverishly the last two days on. This is literally the first attempt at animation I’ve ever done. And while it won’t get me hired at Disney, I’m still quite proud of it.))